Welcome to The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two)

Gary McArthur and Andrew Baker are first (and no doubt last) time authors. Together they wrote a magnificent tome entitled "The Baboon's Left Testicle. Part One of Two", so magnificent in fact that, after much searching and crusading, they failed to secure a publishing deal with any of the major, and almost all of the minor, publishing houses in the country, nay the world.

Why 'almost all' of the minor publishers? Well, they did secure a deal with a 'new, forward thinking agency and publisher' by the name of T***l F*****n who, as it turned out, were a Total Fantasy in the mind of the owner. So, despite signing a binding contract, Scrotal Friction failed to deliver the goods when it came to publishing Gary and Andrew's work.

Now they find themselves here, displaying parts of "The Baboon" that the baboon himself wouldn't ever dare to display - or possibly couldn't display, depending on which parts he was asked to reveal, flogging other parts in order to generate enough revenue to cover their enormous bill for pencils and erasers and printer cartridges and supplementing this with banner and sidebar advertising in the vain hopes that someone somewhere will click through and generate even more income to pay said stationery bill.

So, if you don't want to pay to buy the book - browse the ads instead!!

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