The Baboon's Left Testicle

The Baboon's Left Testicle

(Part One of Two)

Available in paperback and e-book format

 Home • About the Book • Taster • Another nibble? • About the writers • Feedback

 

"This will polarise audiences, but from my experience the stuff people either like or hate is the stuff that's remembered and wins awards. The stuff everyone likes, or isn't offended by, is soon forgotten."

Welcome to The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two), the new lewd and juvenile work of Gary McArthur and Andrew Baker from a relegated Middlesbrough.

If you like a rip-roaring, rollercoaster thrill of a comedy adventure-cum-murderous bloodbath, then this is the book for you. If you've ever heard the tale of the Hartlepool Monkey (washed ashore and murdered by locals who thought it was a spy!) then this book turns legend into reality and solves the riddle of just why the monkey was there in the first place.

              

Student Baboons on Teesside might like to visit

www.elfclub.co.uk

The best source of entertainment & leisure.

If you like the inane and the ridiculous then you MUST BUY this book. NOW!!

So, what's it all about? Well, our friend 'Heinny' is a German speaking baboon. Nothing unusual in that you might say, but Heinny has a gift, or rather his flange of baboons does, for every 200 years the males in the flange are blessed with magical powers.

 

So mighty are these powers that they attract the unwanted attention of undesirables, those intent on seeking out the magical baboons in order to steal their powers. If one baboon is bereft of the magic then the whole flange loses out.

The magic is contained in the scrotal sac of each male baboon!

The Baboon's Left Testicle (Part One of Two) is the tale of one such unfortunate monkey, Heinrich Himmler, (Heinny) who has been sliced at the hands of the evil Mr D.T. B'Stard, and the race to safeguard the world from B'Stard's heinous intent.

Support independent publishing: buy this book on Lulu.

Buy Now - Just £6.99 +p&p

Don't want to wait? Why not DOWNLOAD a copy for just £3.50 - no p&p

 

Or for that little extra special treat....

How about a signed copy?* Genuine signed first edition copy of The Baboon's Left Testicle for just £15.99 + p&p - Click the Buy Now button below.

Signed First Edition

Both writers will use a big chunky crayon.

(*Supplies are limited to the first 150 applicants.)

Want a personally dedicated copy?* Genuine first edition copy of The Baboon's Left Testicle, signed and personally dedicated to you or a loved one. Just £25.99 + p&p - Click the Buy Now button below.

Personally Dedicated Copy

Hurry. Order before we die!

(*Supplies are limited to the first 100 applicants.)

 

 Home | About the Book | Taster | Another nibble? | About the writers | Feedback

This many people Hit Counter have visited the Baboon.

Copyright © 2009 by Gary McArthur and Andrew Baker (Disclaimer & Privacy Policy)

"The Baboon's Left Testicle" (Part One of Two) is published by Lulu - ISBN: 978-1-4092-5230-6

Cover photography: baboon © elixir #204709 / Fotolia - www.fotolia.co.uk

21062009/1